Men, 35-50, Open Ethnicity -  AI entrepreneur, thought leader, and biohacker "Tech bro" AI startup founders. Self-proclaimed productivity gurus on LinkedIn. Biohacking influencers who drink butter coffee and take ice baths. Online fitness freak selling tech, lifestyle, fitness. Comedic Performance Style:Highly intense, confident delivery – speaks as if everything he says is revolutionary. Overuses startup jargon – "synergy," "scaling at speed," "AI-powered disruption". Obsessed with optimization – constantly referencing life hacks, morning routines, and microdosing. Deep belief in his own genius – speaks in frameworks, always trying to sound profound. Occasionally unhinged – goes on rants about "harnessing the algorithmic singularity".

Women, 30-45, Open ethnicity -  Corporate thought leader, LinkedIn influencer, keynote speaker who says nothing but sounds profound, a professional emailer, tells people what to do but doesn’t contribute. She cannot, even though she is trying, hide her fakeness Attractive but vapid LinkedIn influencer. TED Talk panelists who talk in circles but command attention. Corporate marketing executives who overuse buzzwords like "synergy," "disruptive innovation," and "value add" Comedic Performance Style: Overly polished, poised delivery – every word sounds scripted and rehearsed Heavy use of corporate buzzwords – but ultimately says nothing meaningful Serious and confident demeanor – like everything she’s saying is groundbreaking Dramatic pauses and emphatic hand gestures – adding weight to her nonsense. She’s ALWAYS camera ready.